Teaching Cockroaches to DanceI don't have tap shoes for you, but we can hear your scuttles pretty well on this wood floor. Yes we can.ScuttleTry to make a bit of a rhythm now. Try "tap tapitty tap." Come on now, give it a try. "Tap tapitty tap." Lovelies, you'll be fine. The steps themselves aren't really the hard part. It's putting them together and getting the timing that's right. Flowing like heartbeats. Heartbeat footsteps. Do you have hearts, my lovelies? Do you have hearts to love me? Let me hear, let me hear your hearts.Scuttle scuttleYes, come here my lovelies. Up we go. Oh your legs, they tickle splendidly. Up now, I can't hear them yet.Scuttle scuttle.Up the arm, there we go. Oh you tickle. Like fingertips on eyelids. I can't hear you, my sweets. Go where it's dark, here you go. I can hear you better now. There, my lovelies. Not too deep, not too deep.Scuttle scuttle.